Festive Snow Sport Fan Gifts

Santa Snowboarding

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Fine. And you?'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Recalculating

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Ice Fishing

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Trawling for Fish.

Possums that ski.

"I love this time of year."

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Running out of Gas.

Cold Beers and Skiers

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

'I hate snowboarders!'

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

"I prefer snow person."

Triple Sock Cow

Low Noon.