Festive Snow Sport Fan Gifts

Santa Snowboarding

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Fine. And you?'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Ice Fishing

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Recalculating

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Trawling for Fish.

"I love this time of year."

Possums that ski.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Running out of Gas.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Cold Beers and Skiers

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I prefer snow person."

Triple Sock Cow

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."