Snow Sport Fan Gifts

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Alien Snowmen

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Fine. And you?'

Bunny Hill

Ice Fishing

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Recalculating

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"I love this time of year."

Possums that ski.

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

"You call this ice?"

Snow Bridge.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Running out of Gas.

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Cold Beers and Skiers

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'I hate snowboarders!'