Snow Skiing Fans Gifts

Waterskier on ski slope.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Bunny Hill

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Recalculating

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Possums that ski.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

A skier and a paraglider

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'I hate snowboarders!'

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

Triple Sock Cow

Boxing Snowmen.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"