Snow Sports Fanatics Gifts

'I hate snowboarders!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

First aid in mountains

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Winter Weather.

'Fine. And you?'

The polar olympics

Bunny Hill

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Ice Fishing

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

A skier and a paraglider

Possums that ski.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Dog Igloo.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Slalom

Olympics create interest in curling.

Cold Beers and Skiers

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Greco-polar wrestling

Ski Holidays.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."