Snowboarding Fan Gifts

Bear Snowboarding

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

'Fine. And you?'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Penguin Remote

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow is falling...

Snow Bridge.

"I love this time of year."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"You call this ice?"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Trawling for Fish.

Running out of Gas.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Peacock on skateboard

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"I prefer snow person."

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"I dropped my phone. Would you mind skiing the 20 miles back up hill to find it? I would do it, but I'm out of shape and lazy."

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."