Snowboarding Fan Gifts

Bear Snowboarding

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

'Fine. And you?'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Penguin Remote

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Snow is falling...

"You call this ice?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

Snow Bridge.

"I love this time of year."

Trawling for Fish.

Running out of Gas.

Peacock on skateboard

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"I prefer snow person."

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

"I dropped my phone. Would you mind skiing the 20 miles back up hill to find it? I would do it, but I'm out of shape and lazy."

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

Snowman garden hose.