Snowman Fan Gifts

'No funny stuff. . .hand over that coat and scarf.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snowman garden hose.

'I tod you not to become your own hotspot.'

"Because you look like a cabernet snowcone - that's how I know you've been at the wine again."

Carrot shortage goes on.

"But you're not allowed to make cold calls."

Alien Snowmen

"Um, I don't think you should be in there!"

"He says he's dressing up for summer."

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

Snowcial Distancing

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

Snow Bridge.

Snowman and dog

North Pole

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

Snowman making a smoothie using his carrot nose

"My husband's coming!! Quick! Melt!"

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

"These masks aren't working. I'm feeling feverish."

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Summer Snowglobe

Snowman

'Same school, old boy, fancy a drink at the club?'

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

Snowman points the way for a hunter after a deer eats his nose.

"You call this ice?"

'Do you get brain freeze when you eat a snow cone too fast?'

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

Overweight child says to snowman: 'Walking in the air? Why can't we drive like everyone else?'

'Look! They can sit by the fire without melting away! They must be some kind of invulnerable superheroes!'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Snowman panhandles for change, early spring.

The abdominal snowman