Snowmobiling Fan Gifts

Running out of Gas.

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

'Fine. And you?'

Penguin Remote

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow is falling...

"I love this time of year."

Snow Bridge.

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman Romance

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"I prefer snow person."

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

Snowman garden hose.

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Did you not hear me when I said I wanted a colonial?"

"Um, I don't think you should be in there!"

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Snowmen