Snowstorm Fan Gifts

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

'Fine. And you?'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Penguin Remote

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"You call this ice?"

Snow is falling...

Trawling for Fish.

"I love this time of year."

Snow Bridge.

Running out of Gas.

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"I prefer snow person."

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."