Snowstorm Fan T-Shirts

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

'Fine. And you?'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"I love this time of year."

Snow Bridge.

Snow is falling...

"You call this ice?"

Trawling for Fish.

Running out of Gas.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"I prefer snow person."

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'