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Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

"Apparently, not everyone dislikes the cold weather we're having."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Penguin Remote

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Fine. And you?'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Bridge.

Snow is falling...

"I love this time of year."

"You call this ice?"

Trawling for Fish.

Running out of Gas.

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"I prefer snow person."

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

Snowman garden hose.

Carrot shortage goes on.