Snow Day Fan T-Shirts

"Tommy!"

Lovely weather again.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Trawling for Fish.

Beware of the Dog.

"I prefer snow person."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Alien Snowmen

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Fine. And you?'

Penguin Remote

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"I love this time of year."

Snow Bridge.

Snow is falling...

"You call this ice?"

Running out of Gas.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

Snowman garden hose.

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Um, I don't think you should be in there!"

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

'Look! They can sit by the fire without melting away! They must be some kind of invulnerable superheroes!'

Snowman and dog