Snow Day Fan Gifts

"Tommy!"

That just seems very wrong somehow.

Lovely weather again.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Trawling for Fish.

Beware of the Dog.

"I prefer snow person."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Alien Snowmen

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Fine. And you?'

Penguin Remote

"It's the adorable snowman!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow is falling...

Snow Bridge.

"You call this ice?"

"I love this time of year."

Running out of Gas.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

Snowman garden hose.