Winter Fan Gifts

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Body hidden in a snowman

'I'm going to try it. My friend swears that with this diet, the pounds melt right off.'

Dog pees on outraged snowman

"Tommy!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Recalculating

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Penguin Remote

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"I love this time of year."

Trawling for Fish.

Possums that ski.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

"I prefer snow person."

Triple Sock Cow