Winter Wit Fan Gifts

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Snowprov

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

The Frankenstein snowman.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Recalculating

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Possums that ski.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Snowman Romance

Low Noon.

Triple Sock Cow

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

Nice Heater.

Eskimo with 'Canine anti-freeze'