Winter Wit Fan Mugs

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Snowprov

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Recalculating

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Possums that ski.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Triple Sock Cow

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Low Noon.

Snowman Romance

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

Eskimo with 'Canine anti-freeze'

"I'm not a fish, but thanks for catching me."

"Ice rink"