Winter Celebration Fan Gifts

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

Sparlkers

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Trawling for Fish.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Ring those Christmas bells!

"I prefer snow person."

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Dude, last night was nuts."

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Recycled Flake

Christmas reunions!

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

'Happy New Year!'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

inflation at Christmas

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

'War is heck!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.