Holiday Fan Gifts

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Happy Xmas

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I love these old decorations!"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Meet Santa's entourage

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Santa's wash day.

Easter Candy Island.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Christmas Dwarves

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Christmas reunions!

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.