Holiday Fan Mugs

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Happy Xmas

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"I love these old decorations!"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Santa's wash day.

Meet Santa's entourage

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Ring those Christmas bells!

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Christmas reunions!

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

inflation at Christmas

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."