Holiday Spirit Fan Mugs

'where do you plug it in?'

"So,as the advert says, we are looking for someone large with a lot of presence."

'Congratulations! I'm giving you the sack!'

Christmas Lights

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa called but you were out!

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Santa's wash day.

Easter Candy Island.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Tipping Pain Chart

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

O Christmas Tea

Street Carolers

Happy St Pancakes Day

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"Maybe this year..."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

The Salivation army.

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"