Modern Holiday Fan Mugs

Santa, please take a photo of yourself with our presents so I can post it on my Facebook. Thanks! XOXO

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I love these old decorations!"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Meet Santa's entourage

Easter Candy Island.

Santa's wash day.

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Ring those Christmas bells!

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Christmas reunions!

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

inflation at Christmas

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Last week, stingy caf

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

Santa's elevator

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."