Nostalgic Christmas Fan Mugs

Rudolph the reindeer with a huge red nose.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa's wash day.

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

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"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

'Santa's blotto.'

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

It's a girl!

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

'Hear you're big in logistics.'

Santa gets a ticket