Modern Lit Fan Mugs

'Little women now...'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Stainglass Windows '33

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Pizza-Matic

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

Santa '50s' Claus.

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

Vents, real and digital.

3...2...1...I'm Recording

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

Santa, please take a photo of yourself with our presents so I can post it on my Facebook. Thanks! XOXO

'Food? Do you think I'm the kind of mother that cooks?'

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

'I know a trap when I see one.'

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'

"Do you know who I'd like a one-to-one with?"

"I know it's a classic. But I could only get halfway through it."

Jane Air

His video of Jack and Jill is going viral already.