Modern Lit Fan Pillows

'Little women now...'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Stainglass Windows '33

Pizza-Matic

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

Santa '50s' Claus.

Vents, real and digital.

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

'Food? Do you think I'm the kind of mother that cooks?'

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

'I know a trap when I see one.'

"Do you know who I'd like a one-to-one with?"

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'

"I think it's from Leonardo. He always signs-off with a smiley face."

A caveman emerges from a subway

"I know it's a classic. But I could only get halfway through it."