Modern Furniture Fan Pillows

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Pizza-Matic

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

Rep-Tiles.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'I miss my water bed.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).