Furniture Fans Pillows

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'Don't just stand there - he's stolen a leg off the sofa!'

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Self assembly furniture

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Rep-Tiles.

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'I miss my water bed.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

Furniture for the age of anxiety.