Furniture Fans Pillows

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? Where do you think I should invest my tax refund? That's a great question. In my day, most people would've opted to put the funds into your standard Serta, or even a newfangled Posturepedic. Those people were morons. The more forward-thinking investor knew she'd run less of a risk of bed bugs eating her fortune if she went with a La-Z-Boy. Um ... ok, ... thanks.

'Don't just stand there - he's stolen a leg off the sofa!'

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Self assembly furniture

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Self-assembly nest

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Rep-Tiles.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

Fur'niture

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'I miss my water bed.'