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"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

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Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"Whoa, someone's been doing some gathering."

Kitchen Tiling.

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.