Home Improvement Fans Pillows

"Ooh, nice! Hardwood floors!"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'I think it's time to clean out the refrigerator.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Love your renovations.'

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Rep-Tiles.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

Now! That's very good sweety!

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'