Home Decor Fan Pillows

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

"Well, then, if and when you do consider moving, would you let us know?"

"Does it come with magnets?"

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Rep-Tiles.

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'

Slow-Embroidered Quilts.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'A Dust Cow'.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Wall Cluck.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.