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Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

Rep-Tiles.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'