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Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Starvation Watching

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Widescreen TV.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'I'd like to buy a towel.'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

Rep-Tiles.

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

Fur'niture

'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'