Home Entertainment Fans Gifts

"Whatever you're doing in there, knock it off! You're screwing up my TV reception."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'There's nothing on.'

American Idle.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'3-D TV Kit'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Cat gets a hole in one

Homo Zapiens

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Inactive wear store.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

Remote control wars.

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

Love is when you watch television together.

"In da house"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."