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"Whatever you're doing in there, knock it off! You're screwing up my TV reception."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'3-D TV Kit'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Cat gets a hole in one

Homo Zapiens

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Inactive wear store.

"In da house"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Love is when you watch television together.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Remote control wars.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."