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'To get the full benefit of the high resolution on my TV, I need to sit back here.'

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

King Kong

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"I love my luvvie."

"This is the best part of the movie."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

Liza Minnelli

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

Rep-Tiles.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"Can I have a pony?"