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Duelling Banjos.

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

"This is the best part of the movie."

An Uber Car Named Desire

Night of the Inner Demons

Colour version "Never forget a face-we met on the same telephone wire-Hitchcock film...what was the name?

HD television.

'Of all the people in the world you pick Klaus Kinski as my eye donor!'

"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the UK."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

Nosferatu-D2

Liza Minnelli

Herman Mankiewicz

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Comedy Cafe

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Steve McQueen

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Jimmy Cagney.

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

The Gladiator.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"You funnin' me, bub?"