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'He's bought a new TV. I hope it isn't too big.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

"It's bad enough seeing his vacation movies - he's gotta charge admission!"

They all have such big nostrils.

'What DID people do before trying to set-up Home Entertainment Systems?'

'We do have kids but we're actually looking for something bigger for our big screen TV.'

"He was sent as part of the 'home cinema' package we got in the sales."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Wide screen TV

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

With a home entertainment system you can turn a bland film into one with an ultra sharp picture!

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"