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"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"And this is our media room."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

'3-D TV Kit'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Harriet Walter

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'Super size me!!'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

Widescreen TV.

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

With a home entertainment system you can turn a bland film into one with an ultra sharp picture!