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'We've got a treat for you. We've put all our home movies on DVD.'

'And now, a box set of our holiday DVDs.'

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'

"I'm sorry I can't do it tonight. The powers off"

"When you get home, please complete this questionnaire on just how much you enjoyed the film show of our holidays through the ages."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Steve McQueen

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Canadian film production

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Moby Dick

Big screen TV falling through floor

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'Have you been waiting long?'

'3-D TV Kit'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.