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'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

Man enters room with giant envelope, saying: 'Hey, check out the new flat-screen TV.'

'That's better.' (adjusted tv screen but everything else has gone wobbly).

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Comedy Cafe

"And this is our media room."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

Jimmy Cagney.

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

David Niven caricature

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

Woody Allen

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Marilyn Ghost

Romy Schneider

Man is attacked by sea creature.