Home Cinema Buff Prints

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

Man enters room with giant envelope, saying: 'Hey, check out the new flat-screen TV.'

'That's better.' (adjusted tv screen but everything else has gone wobbly).

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Comedy Cafe

"And this is our media room."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

David Niven caricature

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Marilyn Ghost

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Romy Schneider

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'