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'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'It's a new concept; instead of struggling to fit the TV in the house we just put the house inside the TV.'

'I bet we're the only house in the street with a 3D telly!'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Star Wars Audience

Tom Hanks

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

Cinéma Vérité

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

Cinemuck

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Queen Kong

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director