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"Oh, no! Not their holiday video!"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Griller highlights never gets old

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

They all have such big nostrils.

'We do have kids but we're actually looking for something bigger for our big screen TV.'

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

'Tell you what, if you show us how to switch channels, you can join our club.'

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'