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"Oh, no! Not their holiday video!"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

Griller highlights never gets old

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

That was scary! When I opened the closet, all my family movies, tapes and DVDs tumbled down on me! Your entire life passed before your eyes!

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

"There's no way I'll ever be good at something unless there's a series of YouTube videos explaining it."

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

'We do have kids but we're actually looking for something bigger for our big screen TV.'

They all have such big nostrils.

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

'Tell you what, if you show us how to switch channels, you can join our club.'