Home Cinema Enthusiasts Gifts

'Oh dear,looks like we're in for the home cinema experience tonight!'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Harriet Walter

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

With a home entertainment system you can turn a bland film into one with an ultra sharp picture!

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

He wanted a big-screen TV; she didn't. So they compromised. She let him sit closer to the screen.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

"Seats in all parts!"