Home Cinema Fanatic Gifts

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

Changing Times - TV.

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

Widescreen TV.

Wide screen TV

'Super size me!!'

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

"Did you really buy a new TV just to watch this programme?"

With a home entertainment system you can turn a bland film into one with an ultra sharp picture!

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

He wanted a big-screen TV; she didn't. So they compromised. She let him sit closer to the screen.

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'