Home Theater Fanatic Gifts

'Tomorrow we're returning this hi-def 3-D television.'

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

"And this is our media room."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

With a home entertainment system you can turn a bland film into one with an ultra sharp picture!

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"Did you really buy a new TV just to watch this programme?"

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Wide screen TV

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'