Home Theater Aficionado Gifts

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"I'm beginning too think that our ?2000 hi-def plasma that's 'soo realistic you'll think you're looking through a window' is a window!"

'STAY!'

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

Greek Home Theater

'It makes me seem so insignificant!'

"I'm spending way-y-y too much time watching my ultra-wide TV."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"That was Hadrian's wall. Now here we are crashing into the Great Wall of China."

"I think it's high definition, is too high."

"No it's digital hi-def, surround flavor, dolby buttery popcorn!"

'Fancy watching a DVD? I got the shrinkwrap off.'

Changing Times - TV.

Service plan 24-7

'This DVD has a selection of commentaries for that cinematic feel.'

Of course we never watch it.

Surround clown

Wide screen TV

'We sit out here when we get bored with the pool and the movie theater in our 10,000 square foot luxury basement.'

This HDTV is fantastic - I swear I really can smell that skunk!

'Super size me!!'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"And this is our media room."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."