Home Theater Aficionado Pillows

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"I'm beginning too think that our ?2000 hi-def plasma that's 'soo realistic you'll think you're looking through a window' is a window!"

'STAY!'

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

Greek Home Theater

'It makes me seem so insignificant!'

"I'm spending way-y-y too much time watching my ultra-wide TV."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I think it's high definition, is too high."

'Fancy watching a DVD? I got the shrinkwrap off.'

Changing Times - TV.

Service plan 24-7

'This DVD has a selection of commentaries for that cinematic feel.'

Of course we never watch it.

Surround clown

Wide screen TV

This HDTV is fantastic - I swear I really can smell that skunk!

'Super size me!!'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"And this is our media room."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."