Home Theatre Enthusiast Gifts

"When you said lets go and watch a film on the big screen I thought you meant at the cinema."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"And this is our media room."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

TV-Man

Applause

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

A man taking a bow

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Tower Hamlets

'3-D TV Kit'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

A pretention of playwrights

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Fairy godmother arrives

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'