Home Theater Buff Gifts

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'

Effects of the new 3D technology.

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'Colin's attempts to convince friends that his 45' surround sound flatscreen TV was purely for nature documentaries was doomed to fail.'

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Yes, we've got a wide screen TV now."

"He cared more about insuring this than his wife's jewelry."

"I love the new design of these TVs. It comes with a free visit to the chiropractor for neck problems."

I'm beginning to think that the expensive super HD TV we bought that would be just like 'looking through a window' actually IS a window!"

You know that high definition flat screen plasms tv we bought that's supposed to be so clear it's like looking through a window...well I think it is a window!

Latest Home Entertainment Centre.

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'Do you mind not leaning on my plasma.'

"Goodness, Grandpa, what large loudspeakers you have."

'We moved here so we could have a wide screen.'

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

Man with an enormous TV

Colin's attempt to convince friends that his 80' surround sound TV was only used to watch nature documentaries was doomed to failure.

"And this is our media room."

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Cinemuck

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"