Home Entertainment Buffs Gifts

'Tell you what, if you show us how to switch channels, you can join our club.'

"I'm going to set this lot up - will contain scenes that some may find upsetting and strong language throughout."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

American Idle.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

'3-D TV Kit'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Homo Zapiens

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Cat gets a hole in one

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

How the goat got square eyes.

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Inactive wear store.

Love is when you watch television together.

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."